no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
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I just commented on the education level of his penis.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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