Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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