it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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