I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
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she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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