So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
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the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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