Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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