I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
How's work?
Spinning.
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
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On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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