Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
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I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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