i don't like sucking hair
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Can you bring me the toilet please
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
The ass gains better be worth it
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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