I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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