I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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