You surviving the open bar?
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Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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