I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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