Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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