Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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