i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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