you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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