is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
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Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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