Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
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Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
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Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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