I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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