going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
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I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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