Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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