Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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