He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
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I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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