Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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