Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
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you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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