her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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