We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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