Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
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Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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