I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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