Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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