You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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