YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
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I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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