Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
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New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Two words: blizzard sex
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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