so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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