And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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