Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My hand turned me down
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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