Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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