hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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