If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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