arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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