Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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