did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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