I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
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Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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