i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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