no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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