I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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