let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
The ass gains better be worth it
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