I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
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New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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