Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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